# Enter the Nobends **URL:** \ **Category:** Official News\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 6:00am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/enter-the-nobends/7223 "2016-05-23T06:00:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Sirrian](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/sirrian/32/35758_2.png) [@Sirrian](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Sirrian)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2016, 6:00am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/enter-the-nobends/7223/1 "2016-05-23T06:00:47Z")
Originally published at: [http://gemsofwar.com/enter-the-nobends/](http://gemsofwar.com/enter-the-nobends/) Who you gonna call? **New Troop: Nobend Brothers** [ ![](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/uploads/gemsofwar/original/2X/6/641843d1bc19211562a9f8441fe91f3fa39fa122.png) ](http://gemsofwar.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/blog_nobend2.png) A famous tavern song performed by bards throughout Krystara pays homage to three of the most disgraceful Goblins to ever pass outside of Zaejin. Their exploits are dubious, their victories few, and their moral fibre almost non-existant. Nevertheless their deeds have been made into many a bawdy ballad, one of which is included below: The Sheriff of Delving, With a look born of fear, Yelled “Lock up your children, For the Nobends are here!” There was big Randy Raven, And sly little Splog, And the third Nobend Brother, Who was just known as Hog. They strolled into Delving, Where the Sherrif held sway, He said “Stop there, you three!” And he pushed them away. Well the Nobends just tittered, As Goblins will do, Splog kicked in his kneecap, Drove a spike through his shoe. Then Raven jumped on him, Sunk teeth in his thigh. And Hog grabbed a spoon, And he scooped out an eye! The moral of this story I think you will find… “Keep your hands off the Nobends, Or you will go blind!” **![PVP Icon](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/uploads/gemsofwar/original/2X/3/3fc3e242134944e165e6cdd1c282fad0cd2e1011.png)** **PVP Rewards Reminder** With the PVP reset comes payouts in Souls for your efforts on the battlefield against other players. Remember, you’ll have until the next event to climb as high as you can and earn yourself some souls. Also! With 2.0 about to arrive, please be aware that this (or a subsequent) PvP event may be shortened in order to accommodate the start of the new 2.0 PvP ladders. Here’s what you can earn at each rank: - \* Rank 1: 300 Souls, 2000 Gold, 100 Glory, 10 Glory Keys - \* Rank 2: 150 Souls, 1500 Gold, 50 Glory, 5 Glory Keys - \* Rank 3: 80 Souls, 1000 Gold, 40 Glory - \* Rank 4: 60 Souls, 900 Gold, 30 Glory - \* Rank 5: 50 Souls, 800 Gold, 20 Glory - \* Rank 6: 40 Souls, 700 Gold, 10 Glory - \* Rank 7: 35 Souls, 600 Gold, 5 Glory - \* Rank 8: 30 Souls, 500 Gold - \* Rank 9: 25 Souls, 400 Gold - \* Rank 10: 20 Souls, 300 Gold - \* Rank 11: 16 Souls, 200 Gold - \* Rank 12: 12 Souls, 100 Gold - \* Rank 13: 8 Souls, 50 Gold - \* Rank 14: 4 Souls, 10 Gold - \* Rank 15: 1 Gold Please note this Event only applies to Steam, iOS and Android versions of the game. [ ![Join the Forum!](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/uploads/gemsofwar/original/2X/d/ddf7c8e529af1edd71deee3e5133b2c14c52c0f4.png) ](http://community.gemsofwar.com/) ---
**Author:** ![Zelfore](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/zelfore/32/22295_2.png) [@Zelfore](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Zelfore)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2016, 6:02am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/enter-the-nobends/7223/2 "2016-05-23T06:02:05Z")
📰 3 is a crowd, unless we’re talking about the **Weekly `Three`dback Report**! 💎💎💎 * * * This group of a troop is as rowdy as any major sports fans, minus any of the sportsmanship. They may say that third time’s the charm, but there’s nothing charming about this green trio, say “god, please, no” to the **[Nobend Brothers](http://ashtender.com/gems/troops/Nobend_Brothers)**! These three pick two spell effects out of a total of four, it’s a rightly-named ‘Crazy’ barrage of options! From reducing attack or dealing damage, to an extra turn or just blowing right up, there’s never a shortage of slapstick for these Stooges. Pardon me a second to collect my scattered thoughts. […] Alright, back into fray, or should I say fryer? If you’re looking to cause even more trouble, see what you can cook up with the _[Arcane Lava Traitstone](http://ashtender.com/gems/troops?color1=red&color2=brown)_! Make a mean **[Gorgon](http://ashtender.com/gems/troops/6141)** steak with [**Jarl The Firemantle**](http://ashtender.com/gems/troops/6080)! Fire things up with **[Ragnagord](http://ashtender.com/gems/troops/6105)**! And breath new life into the meal while extinguishing your foes with **[Emperina](http://ashtender.com/gems/troops/6091)**! Or you can just eat away at this barbecue to grow big and strong with **[Cyclops](http://ashtender.com/gems/troops/6132)**. Hey, somebody’s gotta make sure everything still tastes alright with how many charred bodies were used for fuel! * * * 🗞 Don’t grill me too hard now, I’ve got a rather tender heart you know. 💝 ❇❇❇ #_Match you next time!_ ---
**Author:** ![Grundulum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/82dd89/32.png) [@Grundulum](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Grundulum)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2016, 6:32am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/enter-the-nobends/7223/3 "2016-05-23T06:32:19Z")
Glad their spell got an upgrade. Seemed kind of underwhelming for 12 mana initially. ---
**Author:** ![Namour](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/namour/32/2957_2.png) [@Namour](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Namour)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2016, 6:41am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/enter-the-nobends/7223/4 "2016-05-23T06:41:20Z")
> [@Sirrian](#): > > Also! With 2.0 about to arrive, please be aware that this (or a subsequent) PvP event may be shortened in order to accommodate the start of the new 2.0 PvP ladders. Definitely like the sound of this! ---
**Author:** ![Theicla](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/theicla/32/3624_2.png) [@Theicla](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Theicla)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2016, 6:45am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/enter-the-nobends/7223/5 "2016-05-23T06:45:07Z")
> [@"Zelfore](#): > > […] Alright, back into fray, or should I say fryer? > > Make a mean **[Gorgon](http://ashtender.com/gems/troops/6141)** steak with [**Jarl The Firemantle**](http://ashtender.com/gems/troops/6080)! Fire things up with **[Ragnagord](http://ashtender.com/gems/troops/6105)**! And breath new life into the meal while extinguishing your foes with **[Emperina](http://ashtender.com/gems/troops/6091)**! > > Or you can just eat away at this barbecue to grow big and strong with **[Cyclops](http://ashtender.com/gems/troops/6132)**. Hey, somebody’s gotta make sure everything still tastes alright with how many charred bodies were used for fuel! > > * * * > > 🗞 Don’t grill me too hard now, I’ve got a rather tender heart you know. 💝 ❇❇❇ Tender heart? Oh No nononoo, that’s not a 💝, that’s your tasty gizzard you’re looking at! Your heart is that rubbery red blob over next to the Sheriff’s… enucleated orb thingy. But I think your charcoal broil analogies are truly spot on, given that it’s _Yet More Goblins_ who have been invited to the party! Can we say Flame On? There’s little green men crowding my living room. Where’s my hazmat suit?! ---
**Author:** ![Darkness](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/darkness/32/2712_2.png) [@Darkness](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Darkness)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2016, 6:49am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/enter-the-nobends/7223/6 "2016-05-23T06:49:04Z")
> [@Namour](#): > > > [@Sirrian](#): > > > > Also! With 2.0 about to arrive, please be aware that this (or a subsequent) PvP event may be shortened in order to accommodate the start of the new 2.0 PvP ladders. > > Definitely like the sound of this! Me too! And Lava Arcanes, I also like that. I’ll need at least 28 of those… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Jainus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/jainus/32/34949_2.png) [@Jainus](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Jainus)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2016, 6:54am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/enter-the-nobends/7223/7 "2016-05-23T06:54:07Z")
Oh good, the no-bend brothers are here… ---
**Author:** ![mkshandley](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/mkshandley/32/3549_2.png) [@mkshandley](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/mkshandley)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2016, 8:03am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/enter-the-nobends/7223/8 "2016-05-23T08:03:11Z")
can we send them back and just get lava stones 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![RiverSong](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/riversong/32/2089_2.png) [@RiverSong](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/RiverSong)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2016, 8:44am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/enter-the-nobends/7223/9 "2016-05-23T08:44:45Z")
I was wondering if it was “no-bend” or “nob-end”. ---
**Author:** ![yonizaf](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/yonizaf/32/1435_2.png) [@yonizaf](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/yonizaf)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2016, 9:01am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/enter-the-nobends/7223/10 "2016-05-23T09:01:03Z")
Shush. His kids read this. > [@Shifting The Scales](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/shifting-the-scales/6874/21): > > I can’t believe you actually called them that… What happened to our mature language settings…? 😖 > > I need to explain to my children that they are the no-bend brothers as they’re famous for not being able to bend… ---
**Author:** ![Bobomb](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/bobomb/32/2263_2.png) [@Bobomb](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Bobomb)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2016, 9:11am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/enter-the-nobends/7223/11 "2016-05-23T09:11:28Z")
I thought it was the nob-end. Cause they’re a bunch of nobs ---
**Author:** ![Ozball](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/ozball/32/36110_2.png) [@Ozball](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Ozball)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2016, 9:17am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/enter-the-nobends/7223/12 "2016-05-23T09:17:04Z")
> [@Shifting The Scales](http://community.gemsofwar.com/t/shifting-the-scales/6874/24): > > imp Not that uncommon though… NOB noun BRITISH informal a person of wealth or high social position. “it was quite a do—all the nobs were there” They have “Nob Hill” in San Francisco… a delightful area to live! So you can tell them Nob End is a place where a bunch of rich folk live… and upwardly-mobile Goblins! ---
**Author:** ![DemonicDraco](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/demonicdraco/32/2034_2.png) [@DemonicDraco](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/DemonicDraco)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2016, 9:23am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/enter-the-nobends/7223/13 "2016-05-23T09:23:24Z")
fun fact it borders a neighborhood called “the tenderloin” which is basically the hood… the area that borders the 2 is referred to as the “tender nob” ---
**Author:** ![EyeOfMars](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/eyeofmars/32/3239_2.png) [@EyeOfMars](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/EyeOfMars)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2016, 12:06pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/enter-the-nobends/7223/14 "2016-05-23T12:06:03Z")
In Warhammer the Boss-mobs of the Orks are called Nobs. Maybe there is also the origin of this name… ---
**Author:** ![Brakkish](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/brakkish/32/24058_2.png) [@Brakkish](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Brakkish)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2016, 12:40pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/enter-the-nobends/7223/15 "2016-05-23T12:40:55Z")
My Gob-Chomper is looking forward to this delicious new three course meal. ---
**Author:** ![killerman3333](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/killerman3333/32/4068_2.png) [@killerman3333](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/killerman3333)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2016, 2:20pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/enter-the-nobends/7223/16 "2016-05-23T14:20:29Z")
Not sure if want to get stone or not, only want one no-bend brothers troop. ---
**Author:** ![sarcasmjew](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/sarcasmjew/32/523_2.png) [@sarcasmjew](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/sarcasmjew)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2016, 2:36pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/enter-the-nobends/7223/17 "2016-05-23T14:36:58Z")
Question: Will the Event Chests have an increased likelihood of dropping Gorgons this week? ---
**Author:** ![Darkness](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/darkness/32/2712_2.png) [@Darkness](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Darkness)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2016, 3:08pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/enter-the-nobends/7223/18 "2016-05-23T15:08:25Z")
I can’t seen to ascend the Nobend Brothers to mythic. Legendary worked just fine, but when I try to ascend to mythic I get a Sorry - [Error\_Fuse\_Troop\_Incosistency] error… ☹ EDIT: Never mind. Attempt number 10 or so was successfull! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Rasper](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/rasper/32/2363_2.png) [@Rasper](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Rasper)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2016, 3:09pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/enter-the-nobends/7223/19 "2016-05-23T15:09:08Z")
Sadly the thing stopping me from using a red-brown arcane is a distinct lack of red minors. ---
**Author:** ![sethrogensbackhair](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/sethrogensbackhair/32/563_2.png) [@sethrogensbackhair](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/sethrogensbackhair)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2016, 3:24pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/enter-the-nobends/7223/20 "2016-05-23T15:24:23Z")
woohoo the richard cranium brothers have arrived xD [Next page](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/enter-the-nobends/7223.md?page=2)