# Chuck Norris Gems of War Facts **URL:** \ **Category:** Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 18, 2016, 3:00am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/chuck-norris-gems-of-war-facts/8541 "2016-06-18T03:00:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Cell](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/cell/32/5524_2.png) [@Cell](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Cell)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2016, 3:00am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/chuck-norris-gems-of-war-facts/8541/1 "2016-06-18T03:00:04Z")
The exists a man in all of creation that is very blatantly above all other men, this is true even in the realm of Gems of War, this one man is known throughout all of Earth as well as Krystara as #Chuck Norris This thread is set aside to detail all of the Legend’s great many very true factoids of his accomplishments in the Gems of War game and community ---
**Author:** ![Cell](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/cell/32/5524_2.png) [@Cell](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Cell)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2016, 3:01am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/chuck-norris-gems-of-war-facts/8541/2 "2016-06-18T03:01:39Z")
I’ll kick things off: Fact number 1: Chuck Norris is so overpowered, the AI would not allow players to face him being the only player to reach level 9001…the day before the games release ---
**Author:** ![Sidousai](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/sidousai/32/604_2.png) [@Sidousai](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Sidousai)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2016, 3:04am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/chuck-norris-gems-of-war-facts/8541/3 "2016-06-18T03:04:48Z")
God you’re old… This guy down here is the new fave now… ![](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/uploads/gemsofwar/original/2X/c/c42a7892f08e35c6a25b57f321047b1a2c1aac1d.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![RiverSong](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/riversong/32/2089_2.png) [@RiverSong](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/RiverSong)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2016, 3:05am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/chuck-norris-gems-of-war-facts/8541/4 "2016-06-18T03:05:57Z")
Chuck Norris doesn’t have to fight your team. He just laughs at it and it collapses in despair. ---
**Author:** ![irishfury187](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/irishfury187/32/7652_2.png) [@irishfury187](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/irishfury187)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2016, 3:27am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/chuck-norris-gems-of-war-facts/8541/5 "2016-06-18T03:27:17Z")
Chuck Norris needs a nerf imo ---
**Author:** ![Ashasekayi](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/ashasekayi/32/61090_2.png) [@Ashasekayi](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Ashasekayi)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2016, 3:52am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/chuck-norris-gems-of-war-facts/8541/6 "2016-06-18T03:52:58Z")
Love that anime. 😸 ---
**Author:** ![Cell](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/cell/32/5524_2.png) [@Cell](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Cell)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2016, 3:59am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/chuck-norris-gems-of-war-facts/8541/7 "2016-06-18T03:59:13Z")
@Ashasekayi What show is it? ---
**Author:** ![Ashasekayi](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/ashasekayi/32/61090_2.png) [@Ashasekayi](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Ashasekayi)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2016, 4:15am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/chuck-norris-gems-of-war-facts/8541/8 "2016-06-18T04:15:55Z")
One Punch Man ---
**Author:** ![penguinblender](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/penguinblender/32/88_2.png) [@penguinblender](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/penguinblender)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2016, 6:30am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/chuck-norris-gems-of-war-facts/8541/9 "2016-06-18T06:30:59Z")
Chuck Norris is so tough that Gorgotha needs HIM to be the tank. ---
**Author:** ![TaliaParks](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/taliaparks/32/11738_2.png) [@TaliaParks](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/TaliaParks)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2016, 1:56pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/chuck-norris-gems-of-war-facts/8541/10 "2016-06-18T13:56:40Z")
When Chuck Norris first arrived in Kystara, it was via inter-dimensional portal. As he lay face down on the lush green ground of Divinion Fields, a Green Seer happened by, still nude from her dip in a nearby spring. Chuck Norris proceeded to strike oil, becoming the wealthiest noble in Adana (Constructs need fuel). The lovechild of Chuck Norris and that Green Seer still runs amok in the Forest of Thorns. You all know him by his nickname, Gloom Leaf. ---
**Author:** ![Justakid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Justakid](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Justakid)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2016, 2:43pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/chuck-norris-gems-of-war-facts/8541/11 "2016-06-18T14:43:59Z")
I once heard Chuck Norris and Queen Mab hooked up, needless to say… hell froze over from her orgasm… ---
**Author:** ![Cell](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/cell/32/5524_2.png) [@Cell](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Cell)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2016, 6:02pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/chuck-norris-gems-of-war-facts/8541/12 "2016-06-18T18:02:28Z")
Chuck Norris fought his toughest opponent ever once, it took him a whole 57 seconds to roundhouse kick him to death, he enjoyed the extended workout so much he made this Daemon King, and allowed him to resurrect so he can roundhouse kick him whenever he pleases, this Daemon’s name is “Infernal” ---
**Author:** ![TaliaParks](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/taliaparks/32/11738_2.png) [@TaliaParks](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/TaliaParks)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2016, 6:13pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/chuck-norris-gems-of-war-facts/8541/13 "2016-06-18T18:13:05Z")
_Name:_ Chuck Norris _Rarity:_ Omniscient _Type:_ Human (allegedly) _Mana:_ 3 Red/Yellow/Green/Blue/Purple/Brown _Spell:_ Roundhouse Kick (Deal True damage to an enemy and a random enemy equal to their Life) _Traits:_ Impervious, Empowered, Texas Ranger Texas Ranger: 100% Skull and Spell damage reduction when attacked. 50% chance to destroy attacking enemy, shuffle the board and gain an Extra Turn. ---
**Author:** ![Koolbiird](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/koolbiird/32/5099_2.png) [@Koolbiird](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Koolbiird)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2016, 6:18pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/chuck-norris-gems-of-war-facts/8541/14 "2016-06-18T18:18:42Z")
Is he the Gesus in RN? ---
**Author:** ![Cell](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/cell/32/5524_2.png) [@Cell](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Cell)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2016, 6:19pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/chuck-norris-gems-of-war-facts/8541/15 "2016-06-18T18:19:10Z")
@Koolbiird This seems very likely ---
**Author:** ![Cell](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/cell/32/5524_2.png) [@Cell](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Cell)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2016, 6:32pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/chuck-norris-gems-of-war-facts/8541/16 "2016-06-18T18:32:47Z")
@TaliaParks I agree mostly with your assessment of the Chuck Norris on all details but 1: > [@TaliaParks](#): > > Rarity: Mythic Chuck Norris is a much higher rarity then Mythic ---
**Author:** ![TaliaParks](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/taliaparks/32/11738_2.png) [@TaliaParks](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/TaliaParks)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2016, 7:00pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/chuck-norris-gems-of-war-facts/8541/17 "2016-06-18T19:00:11Z")
Agreed, changed to Omniscient ---
**Author:** ![Cell](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/cell/32/5524_2.png) [@Cell](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Cell)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2016, 9:48pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/chuck-norris-gems-of-war-facts/8541/18 "2016-06-19T21:48:55Z")
Chuck Norris’ beard grants him 100% skull damage reduction ---
**Author:** ![killerman3333](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/killerman3333/32/4068_2.png) [@killerman3333](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/killerman3333)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2016, 10:00pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/chuck-norris-gems-of-war-facts/8541/19 "2016-06-19T22:00:49Z")
Men and women have been crafting, studying and refining a blade that they hope will one day shave chuck norris’s beard. Chuck norris commissioned the blade many years ago but no one has been able to craft one that works. Millions of dollars are spent trying to craft the blade that will cut his hair. ---
**Author:** ![Pasa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e19adc/32.png) [@Pasa](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Pasa)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2016, 11:16pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/chuck-norris-gems-of-war-facts/8541/20 "2016-06-19T23:16:08Z")
Chuck Norris’ third trait is: Resurrects with 100% chance unless damaged by Bruce Lee. [Next page](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/chuck-norris-gems-of-war-facts/8541.md?page=2)