# Bat Out of Hell

**URL:** <https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/bat-out-of-hell/55186>\
**Category:** Official News\
**Created:** [May 19, 2019, 11:01pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/bat-out-of-hell/55186 "2019-05-19T23:01:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Crow](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/crow/32/44074_2.png) [@Crow](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Crow)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2019, 6:19am UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/bat-out-of-hell/55186/21 "2019-05-21T06:19:55Z")

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ORBS! 10 char

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**Author:** ![Slypenslyde](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/slypenslyde/32/30373_2.png) [@Slypenslyde](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Slypenslyde)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2019, 12:27pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/bat-out-of-hell/55186/22 "2019-05-21T12:27:25Z")

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I can only stare in shock as Anu’s Staff turns into the Writhing Rod.

“What?”

“Like, it was getting on my nerves,” she smiles, revealing her dangerous fangs, “and we’ve had a thing against that weapon for like, seven centuries or something?”

“Oh.” I stare at the staff, disappointed.

“Wow man, bummer, you’re like, totally ruining the mood? You can like, still do a lot of things with warped wood.”

“Ok.”

She moans.

“You look like a sad puppy! One time I was out with my bestie Ciara and we were like, going to get some essence of griffon for the Festival of the Twig and Berries but like, we passed by a food cart and they had these little blinis with pepperoni on them and I didn’t want to stop but you know Ciara, she’s a total hog, so we had to stop but then I didn’t have my wallet and I had to like, borrow some gold from a passing centaur? I was SO. EMBARRASSED. Are you like, even paying attention?”

I sigh.

With a groan, she places her claws on my cheek. I feel them digging into my flesh, threatening to pierce the skin and draw out the life-giving blood within.

“Like, whatever, Demon Downer, I know what you need?”

She draws closer.

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**Author:** ![Fiara](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/user_avatar/community.gemsofwar.com/fiara/32/41273_2.png) [@Fiara](https://community.gemsofwar.com/u/Fiara)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2019, 12:34pm UTC](https://community.gemsofwar.com/t/bat-out-of-hell/55186/23 "2019-05-21T12:34:12Z")

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Disclaimer: i have no ties with this Ciara above and should not be confused with.

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