Do the math.
God only created a few perfect heads...
The rest he covered with hair!
I know. I'm envious. For now I'll just have to keep shaving this damned hat off!
How come nobody goes bald on their beard area... NOW THAT is something I could dig... never having to shave again... oh the dream!
This is just sucking up to @sirrian, really...
@KrudlerTheHorse I'm afraid beard baldness that requires more estrogen therapy than I am comfortable with. Don't let me stop you though, you can achieve anything you set your mind to.