TWO PARODIES IN ONE WEEK??? IMPOSSIBLE… 
And yet here we are… 
This a tribute to all the members of the Pharos Ra Support Group. And a song of sympathy for any sufferers of RNG. I hope you enjoy: It’s Still RNG to Me!!
LYRICS: It’s Still RNG to Me!
What’s the matter with the troops I’m using?
“Can’t you tell that they all are white?”
Maybe I should open gem chests, baby?
Get some troops to improve my fight.
Where are Mythics hidin’ out lately, honey?
You can’t build Meta till you spend a lot of money."
Everybody’s talkin’ 'bout their new troops
Funny, but it’s still RNG to me!
What’s the matter with the Teams I’m sporting?
“Can’t you tell that they’re out of style?”
If I could I get my hands on ANY Mythic?
Then my scores will improve a mile?
Nowadays you can’t be too temperamental,
‘Cause AI cascades sure don’t seem coincidental…
Dev’s say, No Way, promising it’s fair play,
It’s still RNG to me!
It doesn’t matter what they say in the forums,
'Cause it’s always been the same old scene.
There’s a new troop in town,
But you can’t post about how you’ll never get him on your team,
Or trolls’ll spam your thread with memes.
How about a brand new crafting system?
Well that sure sounds good at first glance!
"You could even craft a Pharos Ra
If you just give it half a chance.
Don’t waste your money on a new Daily Deal,
We all got suckered by the Soul Forge spiel!
Don’t blink, Soul sink, I think it stinks!
It’s still RNG to me!
Interlude
What’s the matter with the things I’m saying?
Do you think that I’m out of touch?
Should I try to get a poll uploaded?
If I did it would hurt too much.
Don’t you know about a better system honey?
Let us craft what we want and we’ll spend a lotta money."
Then Don’t blink, CASH sink, I think you’ll freak!
Remove RNG for me!
Everybody’s talkin’ 'bout the Soul Forge
Funny, but it’s still RNG to me!