I am proud to bring you the latest Tunes of War parody! An homage to our beloved Lyya! Thank you @Lyya for everything that you do for all of us and this community as a whole!
Thanks to all who contributed ideas!
I hope you enjoy: Lyya
LYRICS: Lyya
I met her in the forums of Gems of War,
Where you read through threads or you can post a new idea.
I-D-E-A dea!
She reached out to me cause she saw I was knew.
I asked her her name and she explained it’s pronounced “Lee-ah”.
L-Y-Y-A Lyya, ly ly ly ly Lyya!
Well, I’m not the world’s most physical guy,
But I’ve seen her stare a Black Rhino in the eye.
Oh my Lyya, ly ly ly ly Lyya!
Well, I’m not dumb but I can’t understand,
Her icon looks like a woman but she smarter than men.
Oh my Lyya, ly ly ly ly Lyya, ly ly ly ly Lyya!
Well, she has this troop hidden deep inside,
Emma Blightbane, The Herald’s Bride.
She picked my brain and slapped me in my face!
And said, "Your teams are weak! You need my database!”
Well, I’m not the world’s most knowledgeable guy,
But my teams are getting stronger and I know why,
Thanks to Lyya, ly ly ly ly Lyya, ly ly ly ly Lyya!
Lyya, ly ly ly ly Lyya, ly ly ly ly Lyya!
She’s first on the scene.
Vivacious and kind.
Even devs lag behind.
So they offered her a fee.
She looked at them, and said “It’s free.”
Well they know that we all want her to stay,
So they made a Moderator out of her, NO PAY
for my Lyya. ly ly ly ly Lyya!
Patches will be bugged, and bugs will be patched.
Nobody understands the plan the devs hatched,
Except for Lyya. ly ly ly ly Lyya!
Well I downloaded this a week before,
And I’ve never ever matched a gem before.
But Lyya smiled and took me by the hand,
And said, "Come with me, I’ll show you all I can!”
Well I’m not the game’s most dominate guy,
But I’ll keep unlocking Troops and I’ll always try
And so will Lyya. ly ly ly ly Lyya, ly ly ly ly Lyya!
Lyya, ly ly ly ly Lyya, ly ly ly ly Lyya! (ad nauseum)