The summer has come and gone and with its exit I bring the newest Tunes of War parody!!!
But before I go any further I must give some special shout outs.
This was from the very beginning a collaboration between @Whiskeyjack, @vangor, and myself. When we learned that our “brudda”, @Ozball, was being made an official Forum Moderator our crazy minds started crafting a very special tribute to him.
The following parody is that tribute.
We hope you enjoy: MODERATORS
LYRICS
Moderators!
We moderate any stealing of intellectual property. We’re damn good too. But you can’t be any geek off the boards. You gotta be handy with the hammer, if you know what I mean. Earn your keep.
Moderators, mount up!
[Vangor]
It was a clear black night, a clear white moon
Vangor is on the tubes, trying to consume
Some content for the eve, so I can get some likes
Just rollin’ at my desk, reading through the night
[Oz]
Just hit the website, my community
On a mission tryin’ to find posts of quality
See a thread full of trolls
Ain’t no need to speak
All these jerks know what’s up
When they cross me
[Vangor]
So I hooks a left into Official News
Some brudda talkin’ nice so I said “let’s do this”
I jumped into the thread, and said “what’s up?”
Some brudda’s try’n’a be me so I said “I’m stuck”
[Oz]
Since these posters pinging me I’ma glide and swerve
So I tell them that the Devs are on the word
Gonna think of better things than some corny tricks
I see my homey and some sucker’s all in his mix
[Vangor]
I’m gettin duped, he’s try’n’a be me,
I can’t believe they’re taking Vangor’s IP
They took my name, they took my profile pic
I looked at the brudda and said “damn, what gives?”
[Oz]
They got my homey hemmed up, posting all around
Necroing old threads, so he look like a clown
I gotta come up real quick before the forum drowns
I best get out my hammer and lay them busters down
[Vangor]
They got posts in my thread
I think I’m going down
I can’t believe this happened in my home town
If I had wings I would fly
Away from it all
I glance the front page and peep brudda Ozball
[Oz]
Twenty six year ban plus one to be nice
Ozball is about to turn accounts to ice
Now they droppin and yellin
It’s a tad bit late
Ozball and Salty P had to moderate
[Oz]
I laid all them busters down
I let my keys explode
Now I’m switching my mind back into freak mode
If you want likes step back and observe
I just left a bunch of trolls over there on the curb
[Vangor]
Now Oz got the likes
And that’s a known fact
Before I got jacked I was on the same track
[Oz] Back up back up 'cause it’s on
OzBall and me
and Salty to the P
[Oz]
Just like I thought
They were in the same spot
In need of some desperate help
The Ozball and Vangor
Were in need of something else
One of them dames was posting great memes
I said “ooh I like your style”
She said “I need a title and you seem real nice,
would you help me out?”
I got a box full of pings and I know what to do
The next stop is the admin menu
[Vangor]
I’m posting
Onto a whole new level
Forums
Stept towards
I dare you
Likes
On a whole new scene
[Oz]The brudda is the post and the post is the meme
Teams
Memes
We brings
Quality
G-O-W
Where gems is life
And life is gems
[Oz]
If you know like I know
You don’t want to step to this
The Guild Wars era
Funked out with a gangster twist
If you post like I post
Then you give likes everyday
And if you’re an impostor
505 will moderate
FUN FACT: @whiskeyjack came back with lyrics for the entire song 12 hours after conception!! Insane!! 