Some of you may be wondering what's so bad about getting caught goat stealing, culprits usually only get tossed into the moat. It's the Kraken, Jainus had to keep the extra copies somewhere after they turned Mythic. So, whatever you do, don't team up, the Kraken will always drag the last two to be dumped in to the depths below. While quite ingenious, we still consider this a borderline moat abuse. We only use our moat for members who fail to keep up with guild contributions.
One spot currently available, at 500k gold, 1500 seals, 300 trophies weekly. To apply, just follow the trail of water left by the next wet person you meet. Please shout the pass phrase "I've come to steal Jainus' goat!" at the drawbridge to ensure you've reached the right guild.