On Goat Stealing
We feel like we need to prepare new recruits better for the tasks our guild considers important. Please take these tips into account when assigned to unusual acquisitions duty:
- If it has less (or more) than 4 legs, it’s probably not a goat. Arms don’t qualify as legs.
- If it curses or shouts for help, it’s probably not a goat.
- If it is heavily armed and in a foul mood, it’s probably not a goat.
To sum it up:
<— Goat
<— No goat
Yes, we know, it’s easy to confuse some minor details in the heat of goat stealing. And we do love Jainus dropping in for a visit every once in a while. He is perfectly capable of doing that by himself though, on his own two feet (see above, less than four, cursing, foul mood). He proves that every time an alleged goat supposedly goes missing, like we would know anything about that.
Now that the difficult part is out of the way, do you think you could keep up with 500k gold, 1500 seals and 300 trophies each week? What’s preventing you from joining Tigerclaw?